A very shy guy runs into an old high school crush. She tells him that back in high school she was also very shy. That she now has learned to overcome being shy, and she goes for what she wants.
She tells him she wants him. After dating for a few months and after she realizes that he is way too shy, that he will never make "the" move, she decides to initialize it.
She lets him know that she wants to have sex with him!
He almost falls out of his chair, while in a very high pitched voice he starts telling her that his mother warned him this would happen. That there would be women out there who would want to have sex, and as soon as he put "It" in, "It" would get ripped off by the teeth that all women have down there!
Flabbergasted, all she could do is yell at him saying that what his MOTHER was telling him was stupid. To prove it she pulled her panties off and pulled her dress up. Spread eagle she says "SEEE!!"
He looks, and stares and finally says, "Well! With gums like that, no wonder you do not have any teeth down there!.
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