I am looking for stories of this joke ill give you a story of mine to make sure you know what joke im talking about.
My two friends were in shop class and they broke a piece of wood that the teacher said he couldn't replace so he said go down to mr.________ an other shop teacher and get the wood stretcher and they went down and asked him and he got this look on his face and took them to the heaviest machine in the shop our 80 year old planner and told them to carry it right when they left mr.______ started laughing his ass off and they carried it about 100 yds to the other room and the teacher was waiting in the hall laughing because the is no such thing as a wood stretcher. If you have any stories of the stretcher post them.
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