Teacher asks her class if anyone can tell her a three syllable word.

After several guesses from other classmates, little Johnny raises his hand.
The teacher reluctantly calls upon Johnny.
"Urinate" says Johnny.

"Correct" the teacher replies. "Can you now use it in a sentence?"

Johnny replies with, "Urinate, but if your tits were bigger you'd be a ten".

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