After several guesses from other classmates, little Johnny raises his hand.
The teacher reluctantly calls upon Johnny.
"Urinate" says Johnny.
"Correct" the teacher replies. "Can you now use it in a sentence?"
Johnny replies with, "Urinate, but if your tits were bigger you'd be a ten".
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