Teacher ask Kevin for the meaning of: The Government, The Capitalism, The Working Class, The People, The Future and how they relate to each other.
Kevin gets home and asks his Mom about it; Mom replies: "WTF, you cannot see I'm busy here? Go and ask your dad about it, He is always just watching TV in the sofa".
Kevin asks his Dad about it; Dad replies: "Son, It is easy; your Mom is the one who puts order in the house, She is the Government; I'm the one who bring money home, I'm the Capitalism; The housekeeper do the duties in the house , She is the Working Class; your little brother is 4 months old, He is the Future."
Kevin asks "Dad what about The People"? Dad replies: "WTF Kevin, Figure it out by yourself, do you want me to do all your homework"...
Kevin goes to Bed at night and suddenly wakes up and remember he did not figure out "The People" yet; So He goes to his Mom's room: she is Sleeping; Goes to the housekeeper's room: finds out his Dad is fucking her; Goes to his little brother room: Sees his brother full in shit...
Kevin then says; Now I fully understand this: While the Government is sleeping, Capitalism is fucking the working class really hard, the future is full of shit!!! so I'm the people, the one that nobody listen to.
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