Vegas Vacation NSFW

This is a kinda long one, so bear with me. I'm on mobile right now and will mark NSFW when i get to a computer.

A man named Tim was on vacation in Vegas. He decides to pick up a prostitute.

He pulls up next to one and asks her, "how much for a hand-job?" She replied with "one-hundred dollars." "What?! One-hundred for a handy?! That's outrageous!" The lady then walks up to his car, leans in the window and points to a Hard Rock Cafe, "You see that cafe over there? I make enough to buy it by giving one-hundred dollars hand jobs" Tim thinks for a little bit and decided that since he was in Vegas he would take a gamble and go for it.

She gets in the car and he drives to a back ally. She gives him the best hand job of his life, she did things with her hand that he didn't even know where possible! So he decides to take her to the casino with him.

After a couple big wins at the blackjack table Tim decides he's ready for another nut and asks her, "How much for some head?" "Five-hundred dollars" she replied with a sly grin on her face. "Five-hundred, huh? How much do you make doing that?" She gestures her hands upwards and said "I could open another casino like this with the amount of money I make off of giving head" He decided to take her word for it and takes her to the bathroom.

In that stall he received the best blowjob he's ever had! Her tongue was so smooth and talented that he came almost instantly!

Convinced that this woman is the pleasure god, Tim decides to take her back to his 60th floor suite. They open some wine and toast to the night. After the bottle is finished Tim lays on the bed and looks at her and says "So, how much do you make doing the really fun stuff?" The prostitute walks up to the window, "Isn't the city beautiful? Imagine how much the whole city cost. It must be billions." Tim's jaw drops. "You have billions because you fuck so good!?" She looks at him with a devilish grin and replies,

"No, but I would if I had a vagina"