Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?What's the formula for water? -H-two-O What's the formula for an ice cube? -H-two-O-CUBEDQ: What do you get when you combine Al Gore with O2?A: OxymoronThe best chemists would definitely not be pet owners.Their idea of a catalyst:2 bags of cat litter3 cans of cat food1 can of flea powder1 collarQ: How do you get lean molecules?A:Feed them titrations.Q: And why does a white bear melt in water?A: Because it's polar.Did you hear about the industrialist who had a huge chloroform spill at his factory?His business went insolvent.Q: What's the most important thing to learn in chemistry?A: Never lick the spoon.
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