When he gets in he sees that his cell mate is a man, ripped with muscles, larger than a bear, and about as hairy as one too.
His cell mate turns to him and says, "Look, the only way for this to work is if one of us plays the part of husband, and the other plays the part of the wife. I'll let you chose what part you want to play."
The new inmate, scrawny and weak, instantly responds, "I'll be the husband"
The large inmate replies, "Great! Now be a good husband and suck your wife's dick."
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