An ornithologist was on an expedition

A ornithologist was on an expedition one day and discovered a new species of bird, excited but quite tired he calls decides to name the new species "DumbDumbs". As his expedition was ending he was tragically killed by a bear. He is immediately sent to hell, and in hell he asks God "Why, Why am I here? I was a good man". God responds "Because you gave doves a bad name."

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