The hunter is in the woods, He's walking along when he sees a giant bear in the woods. He gets down to aim at the bear and steadily waits for the right moment. *Click* *BOOM* goes the gun. It misses the bear..... The bear gets up on two feet walks over to the hunter and tells him "I have two choices for you 1. I can kill you right here in the woods or 2. I can fuck you." The hunter thinks.. and he picks option 2.
The hunter limps home and swears he will get revenge on the bear. THE NEXT DAY: The hunter is back in the woods looking for this bear that violated him. After searching and searching he finally sees him. He aims again with rifle in hand and waits for the perfect moment. *Click BOOM* but AGAIN he misses...
The bear casually walks over *walking side to side on two feet*
The bear says "*sigh* I'm gonna offer you two choices, 1: I can kill you right here in the woods, or 2: I can fuck you." The hunter chooses the second option again. The hunter goes home mad as ever and swears by God he will kill this bear tomorrow.
THE NEXT DAY: The hunter runs back into the woods and searches for the same bear again. This time he's ready. He has new equipment and gear and is surely ready to kill this bear. He sees him and takes aim. This is the moment. *KABOOM* *PING*......
HE MISSES..... The bear casually gets up again and walks over and tells the hunter "You're either a really bad hunter, or you really liked to get fucked"
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