How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the door!
How do you sink an Irish submarine again?
Knock on the door and they will open the window and say "I'm not
falling for that one again"!
How do you know that an Irishman has been using Microsoft Word?
Eraser marks on the screen!
How do you know that an Irishman has been using the computer?
Cheese near to the mouse!
There was an Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman and they had a
dare to jump off a building to see if they survive. The English
and Scotsman jumped off and died. It took 2 weeks to clean up
the Scotsman and (as English are fatter than Scots) it took 4
weeks to clean the Englishman up. The Irishman jumped off, hit a
post and slid down to safety. It took 6 weeks to wipe the smile
off the Irishman's face!
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