Irish Jokes

there's an English man an irish man and a scottish bloke. they
all go into a bar, the irish man challenges the other to, to see
who can get their dog the furthest round the block with doing a
crap on the pavement. they agree.
The english man gets a 1/4 of the way round the scottish bloke
goes 1/2 way round and the irish man goes all the way round
twice.
suprised they ask him how he did it.
the irish bloke replies "me not silly me not dum me stick cork
up doggy bum"


how do you confuse an a irish man?
tell him to pee in the corner of a barrel.


the irish s.a.s were found camping out at battersea dogs home,
they had shot all the afgans.


a hot air balloon was stolen by the irish S.A.S it was last seen
bouncing off big ben.