Irish Idiot

A priest and a Irish man are having a game of golf together. The
Irish man takes the biggest swing ever............SMASH a huge
pile of dirt goes flying "OH JESUS CHRIST I F#@*!ING MISSED"
screamed the Irish man. "hey now you control your language" said
the priest in an angry tone. So they were up to the next hole
now. The Irish man took another almighty swing SWACK the dirt
goes flying. "OH F$#@ING HELL JESUS CHRIST I MISSED AGAIN"
screamed the Irish man "I'm telling you if you use that kind of
language again god will strike you with lightning" warned the
priest. The next hole now. The Irish man take another huge swing
SWUCK dirt again. "F$#@ING JESUS CHRIST I F$#@ING MISSED A
F$#@ING GAIN" SCREAMED the Irish man. SCREW PCRRRRR A HUGE
LIGHTNING BOLT STRUCK DOWN AND HIT THE PRIEST. From way up above
the Irish man heard "OH F$#@ING JESUS CHRIST I MISSED.