Englishman, Scotishman and an Irishman

The three men are sat on the building site having their lunch.
The Englishman opens his lunchbox and says 'Oh no, chedder
again, if I get chedder again tomorrow I'm gona throw myself off
this building site!'


The Scotishman opens his lunchbox and says, 'Oh crap! No haggis
again! If I've got haggis tomorrow I'm gona throw myself off
this building site with ya!'


The Irish man said, 'I've got ham again, if I've got ham
tomorrow, I'm gona throw myself off this building site too.'


The next day the englishman looks in his lunchbox, gets up, and
jumps off the building site.


Scotsman shout 'Yuk! Haggis!' Runs and jumps off the building
site.


The Irishman says 'Oh no, ham.' He does the same.


At the funeral the wives all talk. The englishman's wife says,
'He could have just asked if he wanted different sandwiches for
lunch.' The scotsman's wife says 'I know, if he had asked, he
could have had something else.' The Irishman's wife said 'I cant
understand it! He makes his own dinner!'