Two guys from Brooklyn attend a special party in Manhattan. It's a costume party where you are supposed to come dressed up as your emotion. So this guy is dressed in all red because he's angry. Another dude is green, with envy, etc.
So the two guys from Brooklyn walk in. One of them is completely naked except for the fact that he's holding a bowl of custard and has his dick emplanted in the bowl. The other guy is also naked except for the fact that he's got his dick embedded in a piece of fruit that looks like a pear.
In any case, everybody's having a great time, and at the end of the party the host announces the prizes for best costume:
"And the winner is.....the two guys from brooklyn! But guys, what emotion are you portraying?"
The first guy says, "I'm fucking discustid."
The second guy says, "I'm deep in dispair."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.