Theres this bar out on a mountain and the only way to get to it is a bridge that leads right up to the door. There is one window and the ground in 1500 ft. down all around the bar.
There are two guys sitting at the bar and one of them says to the other one
"Hey. I bet you $50 that I can jump out of that window and walk right back through the door in 2 seconds without falling to my death"
The other guy says
"Your crazy! But hey! Its your funeral."
So the guy puts the $50 on the bar, walks over to the window, jumps out and walks right back through the door just like he said.
The other guy amazed (and drunk of his ass)says
"Well if you can do it I sure as hell can do it"
So he slaps $50 on the table, walks over to the window, jumps out and plummets to his death.
The guy who won the bet turns to bartender and tells him to poor him a drink and the bartender says
"Damn, you can be a real ass when your drunk Superman!"
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