Sooo..this guy was in the woods hunting one day...then he came upon a bear. He pulls out his guy and fires and misses...the bear goes ROAR! Jumps on him and FUCKS him in the ass. The guy is pissed off..furious...so the next day he comes back and goes hunting for the same bear....an hour goes by two hours..then he sees it. HE pulls out his guy..pulls the trigger..and the gun jams. THE bear goes ROARR!! JUMPS on him and fucks him in the ass again! this time this guy is mad as hell! FURIOUS! STEAMING! So he goes out and gets and even bigger gun! HE goes to the woods the next day...out there for 5 hours looking hunting and tracking the bear. Finally it starts to get dark and he sees the bear by the lake...he pulls out his gun...pulls the trigger and nothing.. the round didn't go off. THE bear jumps on him! WHISPERS in his ear and say, "You don't come here for hunting do ya?"
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