Old West Gunfighter

This young man in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter alive.
One night as he was sitting in a saloon, when he spotted an old man who had the reputation of being the greatest gunfighter in his day.
The young man walked up to the old man and told him his dream. The old man looked him up and down and said,
"I have a suggestion that is sure to help."
"Tell me, tell me", said the young man.
"Tie the bottom of your holster lower onto your leg."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter?"
"Definitely", said the old man.
The young guy did what he was told and drew his gun and shot the bow tie off he piano player.
"Wow, that really helped. Do you have any more suggestions?"
"Yeah, if you cut a notch in the top of your holster where the hammer
hits, the gun will come out smoother."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter?"
"It sure will", said the old man.
The young guy did what he was told and drew his gun and shot a cufflink
off the piano player's shirt.
"This is really helping me", he said. "Is there anything else
you can show with me?"

"One more thing", said the old man. "Go outside the door and dip your gun in the barrell of axle grease that's out there."
The young fellow did as he was told.
"Will that make me a better gunfighter?"
"No", said the old man, "But when Wyatt Earp is finished playing that
piano over there, he's goin to shove that gun up your ass. I figure it will just make it easier on you."


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