So superman is flying around the city one day, looking for something to do, when he spies something incredible. With his supervision he can see into Wonder Woman's apartment where she is completely naked and lying on her bed, writhing in pleasure, eyes closed, mouth open, and moaning loudly. Pretty quickly, Superman is feeling pretty hot himself and soon enough he thinks to himself "Hell, I have super speed, I could get in there, have my fun, and burst a load in a split-second. She wouldn't even know I was there." So, he flies in, thrusts, shoots his load, and flies back out all in a moment. Wonder woman feels just a breeze and says "What was that???" to which invisible man replies "I don't know, but my ass sure hurts".
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