A sexy pirate captain had been at sea for 6 months, she was the perfect woman, a huge rack, a tight waist, long slender legs that lead up to nice tight ass. She was perfect except for her one wooden eye of which she was extremely sensitive. After 6 months at sea she was hot for it and ready to break her own rule of not sleeping with her crew. Now they were mostly older grey haired men that had gotten fat and pretty sloppy over their careers on the high seas. But their was one cabin boy who had a sculpted tan body that caught her eye, the only problem was he had a peg leg where his had been bitten off by a shark. Deciding she could get passed the leg, one day she sent for the cabin boy to join her in her quarters. He walked in to find her perfectly curved body naked and glistening on her bed. Immediately aroused the cabin boy was overwhelmed with thoughts of things to come. The captain asked "would you like lay with me?" To which the cabin boy exclaimed "WOULD I!" The captain enraged snapped back, "Well it's not like you're perfect PEG LEG!" And had him thrown overboard.
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