To the tune of "I believe I can fly".
I believe I can die
I'll fall from the fucking sky
And when I hit the cement ground
I will make an awful sound
I believe I'll feel sore
When I run into the fucking doooor
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
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