god created the dog and said sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or wallks past. for this i will give you a life span of twenty years
the dog sid: `that`s a long time to be barking. how about only ten years and i'll give you back the other ten?
so god agreed.
then god created the monkey and said:
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