One Might Say


Some of the girls might say:


- God created men before women because you always make a rough
draft before a masterpiece.


- Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to
walk by you again?


- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your
boyfriend thinks so.


- Sex is like pringles, once you pop you can't stop!


- God loves stupid people. That's why he made so many.


- Only good girls go to heaven & I wasn't invited (heh).


- Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark
cause children!


- It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.


- I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your
bedrock.


- I have PMS and a gun, now what were you saying?


Some of the guys might say:


- MY dick is bigger than your bonner.


- Luvs a sensation caused by temptation. A guy stix his location
in a girls destination 2 increase the population 4 the next
generation-do you understand my explanation or do you need a
demonstration?


- I wish I could live like Donald Duck, pants suck.


- A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss
without some tongue, so open your mouth & close your eyes & give
your mouth some exercise!


- Don't drink & drive. You might hit a bump & spill your beer.


- God gave me a brain & a penis and only enough blood to run one
at a time.


- If guys had their period, we'd probably brag about the size of
our tampons.

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