Short Jokes 1

1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A: Gifted!

2. Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A: Alone.

3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

4. Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?

A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette?

A: Artificial intelligence.

A2: By doing the splits.

6. Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?

A: She missed the Earth!

7. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?

A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

8. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?

A: Nothing. They've never met.

9. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

10. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

11. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A1: She'd just dyed her hair.

A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

12. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

13. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.

14. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?

A: An IN-body experience!

15. A: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?

She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymen lick Maneuver.

16. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?

A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

17. Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?

A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

18. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.