Once upon a time, at frosty winter night little Sparrow got frozen and fell on the ground.
Suddenly the Cow was passing by. She put a huge pile of shit on the Sparrow.
The Sparrow got warm and started jolly tweeting.
The Fox heard the Sparrow tweeting. She grabbed him out of shit and ate him.
Conclusion:
1. If somebody put you in shit - maybe he is not your Enemy.
2. If somebody took you out of shit - maybe he is not your Friend.
3. If you are in shit - shut the fuck up and don't tweet.
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