Starfish Jokes

Starfish Jokes

My girlfriend and I used to argue in bed...

I liked to sleep all stretched out like a starf...

I got a starfish for a pet

It was a no-brainer.

Animal jokes for kids

Here is the list of the rest of our animal joke...

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

Horse Names banned by the British Horse Racing Authority

Chit Hot

Chocolate Starfish

Choke the Chicken...

What fish only swims at night ?

What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !