A business man, a taxi driver and a hill-Billy are in love with the same woman. She couldn't decide which one to marry. The father decides to make a competition for the three of them to see who was worthy of her daughter. It would consist of three challenges: First they would have to jump over an electrical fence, then swim trough a river with crocodiles and finally fuck a cow.
The business man goes first, he makes it trough the electrical fence but gets eaten by the crocodiles. the taxi driver makes it through the first and second challenge but cant make him self have sex with a cow. The Hill-Billy makes it trough all the challenges in no time and gets back to the father and daughter. The father congratulates the guy, but he responds: "to hell with your daughter, how much do you want for the cow?"
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