HCL

A Priest, minding his own business, is traveling across town to visit a sick member of his flock.

As he’s walking he sees a young man tossing up in the air and catching what appears to be a small bottle of water. As the Priest approaches the young man, he can’t help but notice ‘HCL’ embossed on the vial. The Priest thinks that the young man may inadvertently harm himself with the Hydrochloric Acid in the vial.

He decides to act. “Young man,” he says, “That’s a mighty fancy bottle of liquid you have there.”

“Yeah Father”, he says, “This is some mighty powerful shit.”
“Ahem”, says the Priest. “Young man”, he says, “I really like it.” He says. “How about we consider a trade?”
‘Oh yeh father, what to have to offer?”

The Priest pulls out a vial of Holy Water for beneath his robe and asks, “How about I trade you for this?”The young man looks at the bottle of Holy Water and asks, “What’s so powerful about this?”
The Priest says, ”If I were to rub this on the belly of a pregnant woman, she would pass a baby!”

The kid says, “That sounds pretty powerful alright, but that’s NOTHING!” He exclaims, “If I dab a spot of this on a cat’s ass, that sumbitch will pass a bus!!