A man was having a really horrible day, he lost his job, his wife left him and he decided to go to a bar that he'd never been to before. It was on the 42nd floor of a high-rise building, he goes he sets down and orders a drink. After a few moments a man down on the other side of the bar notices him looking downtrodden and decides to go and see what the problem is. He asks him what is wrong and listens to his story intently. At the end of the story the man tells him "well the reason I really like this bar is that it can really lift your spirits, the winds up here are so strong that if you jump out this window over here to the right, it'll actually fly around the entire building and land you right back in this window. It's such an exhilarating feeling that anything that has went wrong in your life just instantly feel better." The downtrodden fellow replies "YEAH RIGHT, that a load of bull if I've ever heard one but thanks for the laugh" The cheery fellow tells him it's true and offers to demonstrate the phenomenon first hand to suppress any suspicion. The man agrees and they both approach the window. The cheery man jumps out the window and sure enough a few moments later comes whizzing from the opposite side and lands perfectly back into the same window. The downtrodden fellow exclaims "WOW THATS AMAZING!" He promptly jumps out the window and plummets to his death....The cheery fellow returns to the bar and orders another drink and the bartender says "you know Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk...."
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