A Blonde is driving in the country when she passes a field. She looks out into the field and notices another blonde in a kayak, scraping along through the dirt with her paddle. The blonde pulls over to the side of the road and gets out. She cups her hands around her mouth and yells to the blonde in the kayak "Hey you! you're a disgrace to blondes everywhere! If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"
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