2 friends shipwrecked on a desert island.....

....walking around trying to find help they got captured by a tribute living on that island. The chief of tribute , that is against all laughters, says to them:
"well.. I will give you ONE chance to get out from here alive, what you will need to do is: go into the jungle, and bring me back 50 fruits (each of you) of the same kind under 30 minutes
and if you ever laugh during this challenge... you die!"

So the two guys storm into the jungle to find these 50 fruits...
After 15 minutes the first guy comes back from the jungle with 50 blueberries, the chief impressed says: "Perfect now to complete the challenge, shove these 50 blueberries up your ass and
if you manage to do it WITHOUT laughing ... you will be a free man"
So the man.. without any choice start putting them in is ass one by one... Until he reaches the 49th blueberry... there for an unknown reason the guy BURSTS OUT laughing.. !!!!
So... the chief kill him directly

The guy dies and go to heaven where he talks to God... God asks him: "well my son... I have seen the hole thing... And I have to ask you... WHY THE HELL did you laugh??? You only needed one last little blueberry and you could have lived...??"
The man replies: "Well god... before putting the last blueberry, I have seen my friend coming out from the jungle with 50 coconuts!"

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