There were these three guys named Harry Dick and Larry. They
discovered a cave and went inside. To their surprise there was a
genie. The genie said you each can have one wish.
Harry wished to be a butterfly and he flew off into the flowers.
Dick wished to be a dinosaur. So he walked off into the dinosaur
time.
Larry wasn't paying any attention and wanted to know where his
friends went so he called out, "Harry? Dick?" Larry turned into
a hairy dick.
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