My Dad's bear story.

A long time ago, my Dad worked on the Canadian Geographic Survey, which took him into the Rocky Mountains.

He told me this story about it.

Dad: I was working with my coworker all day, and then we returned to camp and started cooking dinner. The smell must have carried on the wind, and attracted the wildlife, because I turned around, and there was a full grown Grizzly Bear in the middle of the camp!

Me: :-O What did you do?

Dad: I picked up some shit, and threw it right in his face!

Me: uhhhh... where'd you get the shit?

Dad: It was right there in my pants!

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