Sci-fi-fantasy Jokes

Sci-fi-fantasy Jokes

Genie on Malibu Beach


A man was walking along the beach at Malibu wh...

Star Ship enterprise


Why is the Star Ship Enterprise like a toilet ...

3 Wishes and the Mother In Law


There once was a man who traveled to a strange...

Genie and 3 Guys


Three guys are walking down a beach. One of th...

Snowball


I made myself a snowball
as perfect as could ...

marishan


What did the Martians ask for when they came t...

10 Times More to Husband


A lady has an ugly divorce with her husband. O...

The English, the Irish and the Scottish


There was once an English man, an Irish man an...

Captain's Red Shirt


Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, ...

martians


What did the martians ask for when they came t...

Three guys and three wishes


There were three guys who were in a plane cras...

Guy with Small Head


A man is sitting in the bar when he notices an...

The Coffin


It was about 2:00 A.M, and a man had just left...

What kind of ghost...


What king of ghost sits in a cloth chair?


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Luke Skywalker


One day, Luke Skywalker and Obi-One came into ...

UFO pot


Q: How does a Martian feel, after he smokes a ...

Three Men and a River


Once there were three blond who were all tryin...