Have you heard that the medical testing labs are switching from lab rats to lawyers?

Turns out there's a host of advantages.

1. Lawyers are cheaper.
1. There are more of them.
1. The staff don't get nearly as attached to them.
1. There are some things even a rat won't do.

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