A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his
place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom
has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man
says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married,
but what's up - you look so excited."
The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had
in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who
gave it to me."
The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the
biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices
this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be
getting married, but what's up, you look so excited."
The bride replies, "I have just given the last blow job of my
entire life!"
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