Funeral service


A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the
end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they
accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is
actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the
pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband
cries out, "Watch the wall!"

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