There were these 3 guys on a fishing trip in the ocean. They meet up with a mermaid who jumps up on their ship and grants them each a wish. The first guy is a little suspicious so he says, "Double my IQ. by one more time." Pow. The guy starts reciting Shakespeare. The others are amazed and another asks, "Will you please triple mine?" Zowie. Then he starts spitting out answers that have stumped Mathematicians and other people for years. Then the last guy wants to be really smart so he tells her to make his I.Q. larger by doubling it 7 times. She says," Gee I don't know. Cant you wish for like peace or a million dollars or a Porsche ar something else?" "No. You fixed them up. Why cant you do me?"She then says," O.k. Boom" Then the guy turns into a woman!!!!!!!!!contributed by Angela Emmert 12 years.
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