Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from
the beginning. When I confront him, he denies everything.
What's worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so
humiliating!
Also, since he lost his job two years ago, he hasn't even
looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living
room in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the
bills.
And since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even
pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Dump him. You're a New York Senator now. You don't need him
anymore.
Abby
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