Green Side Up!

A woman decided to get her house re-painted. She hired a man to
be in
charge of the painting. The man went over to the woman's house
one
day, and they began to decide what color she wants the rooms
painted.


They walked into the entryway and the woman said, "I want this
roompainted light pink."


So the man wrote something down on his notepad, went over to the
window, opened it, and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!!" out the window.


The woman thought that this was weird, but she didn't say
anything.
They went on to the next room, the dining room. The woman said,
"I
want this room painted lilac."


So again, the man wrote something down on his notepad, went over
to
the window, opened it, and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!!" out the
window.


The women almost said something, but decided not to. They went
into
the next room, which was the woman's bedroom. The woman said,
"I want
this room painted blue."


So the man wrote something down on his notepad, went over to the
window, opened it, and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!


The woman said, "I said I wanted this room to be blue."


The man said, "Yeah, that's why I wrote down blue on my note
book."


"But then why did you yell 'green side up' out the window?"


The man then replied, "Oh, I've just got a couple of blondes out
there
laying sod, and I just had to remind them how the sod goes."