Last minute anniversary gift (x-post from r/cleanjokes)

A devoted husband has made it a tradition to buy his beautiful wife beautiful flora for their anniversary. Though his plant of choice is not roses nor tulips, but her favorite: anemone

Alas, there was no anemone in stock this year at the local nursery.

"What else can I buy my wife for our anniversary?" Said he, very distraught, "Anemone are her favourite!"
The teller responded, "Perhaps I can interest you in some exotic ferns. They are equally rare and difficult to maintain."
With little choice, the husband agreed.

On the day of their anniversary, the husband revealed his gift, stating that he tried to buy her beloved plants, but could not and bought ferns instead. The wife replied, "I love them, they're even more beautiful... **With fronds like these, who needs anemones!**"

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