Many days after their plane crashed into the ocean. They are almost immediately aggresively approached by the indigenous population and surrounded. The chief appears and tells them he will let them live if they can pass his test, but first each person must go into the jungle and find 10 pieces of fruit. The 3 captives make their way into the jungle.
Some time passes and one of the captives appears out of the jungle carrying 10 apples. The chief now explains the test. The captive must insert all the pieces of fruit into his own butt without showing any emotion be it pleasure or pain. Failure to do so results in death.
The first captive begins inserting the apples into his butt. He gets the first apple in with little to no effort. Halfway through inserting the second apple he winces in pain, failing the test. The chief cuts the captive's head off.
The second captive emerges from the jungle carrying 10 berries. The chief explains the test and the captive begins inserting the berries into his butt. Berries 1 through 9 slide into his butt with ease. As he inserts the the 10th and final berry he bursts out laughing, failing the test. The chief chops his head off.
The second captive meets the first in the afterlife. The first asks the second, "it looks like you almost had it. Why did you start laughing?" The second guy responds, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy emerge from the jungle carrying pineapples."
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