His mom asks, "How was your day?" The son replies, "Good, I fucked my teacher." His mother is appalled and sends him to his room. "Wait until your father gets home!". The father gets home and asks his son how his day was. When he hears that he fucked his teacher, the father says, "That's my boy! Let's go to the store and I'll buy you that new bike you wanted!" The father and son get to the store and buy the bike and the father asks the son if he wants to ride the bike home. "I'll pass Dad," says the son. "My ass still hurts from earlier."
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