3 men are stranded on an island. they meet a genie who tells them that he will send them back home if they can complete two simple tasks, but if they fail he will kill them. the first task is to go find a fruit.
all men leave and after a while the first men appears with a cherry. the genie tells him that he will get home if he can shove the cherry up his ass without laughing or giggling. as he do, the cherry tickles him and he starts giggling so the genie cuts off his head.
now the second men arrives with a peach. the genie tells him the same as he told the first men. as he slowly pushes the peach up hiss asshole, he starts laughing so the genie cuts off his head.
the two men meet eachother in heaven and the second men asks the first men: "why did you laugh?"
he replies: "the cherry tickled my asshole, why did you laugh?"
"Just before the peach was all the way in, i saw the third men coming with a watermelon around the corner"
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