A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He sees a gorilla sitting behind the counter, he says to the bartender why do you have a gorilla behind the bar? the bartender looks at him and says he does tricks. The guy takes a drink of his beer and says there is no fucking way that thing does tricks. The bartender says yeah you want to see?He looks the bartender and says sure . The bartender goes over to the gorilla, hits him on the head with a baseball bat. The guy says well that's not much of a trick. The bartender looks at him and says just wait a couple minutes, after about 5 ,10 minutes the gorilla wakes up starts sucking the bartenders dick. The guy spits his beer out and yells that is a pretty fucking good trick.The bartender says I know ,you want to try? The guy looks at him and says yeah just don't hit me so hard.
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