I was soooo ugly when I was born that my mum got morning sickness after I was born.
The doctor came in to the waiting room after I was born and told my dad, "We did everything we could, but he pulled through."
I've never been able to understand why my bath toys were a radio and a toaster.
And when I play in the sandpit, the cat always covers me up.
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