The Bunny walks trough the forest with his new, red skateboard.
The bear, drunk as hell, sees him and ask
"How can you aford this skateboard, Bunny"
So the bunny says:
"Well, I don't drink my moneys as you do" And goes away
The next day the bunny was walking trough the forest with his new, red, bike. The bear sees him again and ask:
"How can you aford all this, little bunny, you're smaller and gain less then me?"
"Well, you know, I don't drink all my moneys like you."
The third day the bunny was searching for the bear in his new, red Ferrari. Suddently he hears a big noise, and to his amaizment he sees a big, blue helicopter, and in the helicopter he spots the bear, whom is wearing a new, blue suit and a new, blue hat.
Amaized, the bunny asks the bear:
"How the hell did you afford all this!?"
And the bear answers:
"You know, I just sold all the empty bottles."
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