Funny cursing MEGA THREAD

Have you heard someone saying some thing angrily but it is so funny that everyone forgets the fight and laughs? share it here.

"I will shove this umbrella into your ass and then open it" That one i cant help picturing. That evolved to another one "I will shove this broom into your ass and then spread it out like a peacock." (this is the broom in question : http://www.arnajharna.org/bigimages/Panni-broom.jpg)

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