A wife gains some weight...

and this has affected the sexual desire of her husband which made him avoid sleeping with her as much as possible.

One day the wife decides that she wants things back to normal and insists her husband have sex with her. After 2 hours the husband has no other choice and agrees to have sex. The couple goes to the bedroom and the husband spends a couple of minutes mounting her, and after 2 more minutes:

Husband: honey, can we turn off the lights?
Wife: why dear? Are you still shy after 15 years of marriage?
Husband: no dear... But the lightbulb is burning my ass!

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