A couple have been married forty years and are revisiting the same places
they went to on their honeymoon. As they are driving through the secluded
countryside, they pass a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the
road.
The woman says, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty
years ago!"
The guy stops the car. His wife backs against the fence, and he
immediately jumps her like a bass on a junebug. They make love like never
before.
Back in the car, the guys says, "Darlin', you sure never moved like that
forty year ago -- or any time since that I can remember."
The woman says, "Forty years ago that goddamn fence wasn't electrified!"
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