So he asks one of his mates to look after the church for a week, his mate obliges and looks after the church.
Halfway through the week a woman comes in and asks for confession, the priest's mate allows this and brings the woman in for confession, she says 'Father help me I have sinned' the guy replies 'what have you done my dear' the woman says 'I have given oral sex to my boyfriend before we have been married' the guy is befuddled and doesn't know what to do so he goes and asks the alter boys 'what does father give for blowjobs' and at the same time all the boys reply 'two packs of M&Ms and a can of coke'.
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